How to get over $9,000 in Sports Massage Benefits for under $300 Bucks!
In this new COVID-19 world, the risk of getting traditional massages may not be worth it for a while. Massages are so wonderful and so therapeutic… but are they worth the risk of possibly catching the virus?… And then passing it on to your friends and family members?
This is the dilemma that will face all massage enthusiasts for the foreseeable future.
What truly sucks is that the virus hasn’t really reduced our need for massage. Has the virus made your muscle tension go away? Has the virus made your pain go away? Has the virus improved your sports performance? Probably not.
But don’t be discouraged though, because if you love getting massage and are longing for some tension or pain relief right about now, there is a simple solution. And what’s so great about this solution is that not only will it provide you with the relief you are looking for, but it is SIGNIFICANTLY MORE AFFORDABLE than traditional massage, so it will save you a TON of money in the long run!
What is a Muscle Hammer?
A Muscle Hammer is the BEST THING EVER!… It is revolutionary new a percussive massage device (not vibrational). The maximum speed is 3200 beats per minute with a penetrating stroke distance of about ½”. There is no human on Earth that can mimic the action or efficacy of a Muscle Hammer. In most cases, using it on a tight muscle for just 1-2 minutes can provide DRAMATIC relief.
To put it simply, owning a Muscle Hammer is like having a skilled massage therapist follow you around all day every day giving you massages whenever you want! How good does that sound????
Check out these amazing benefits:
- Breaks down knots and releases tight muscles fast.
- Dramatically improves sports related muscle recovery and performance.
- Increases blood flow to expedite the body’s own healing processes.
- Super quiet, lightweight, rechargeable device that can be used anywhere.
- Comes with a convenient carrying case and multiple massage attachments to fit your needs and comfort level.
- Backed by a NO RISK Guarantee and a 1 Year Warranty.
So what’s the catch?…. The only catch is that you can only effectively massage about 75% of your body on your own. For the rest of your body, you will need someone to hold the massager for you (typically the mid back area). Other than that, there is no catch… only AMAZING, LIFE CHANGING BENEFITS and a lot of SAVINGS!
Check out what people are saying about their Muscle Hammers:
How will a Muscle Hammer save me so much money?
We estimate that owning a Muscle Hammer will AT LEAST give you the therapeutic equivalent of getting a traditional massage 3 times a week. If you assume the cost of a massage to be $60/hour, then getting a massage 3 times a week for a year will cost over $9,000.
Now we understand that unless you are filthy rich, you’re not going to spend $9,000 a year on massage… But that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t do it if you could afford it, right? I mean… who in their right mind wouldn’t want to get a massage 3 times a week if they could afford it?
Here’s the kicker… For most people, the therapeutic benefits of owning a Muscle Hammer are actually BETTER than getting massage 3 times a week, and here are some reasons why:
- In an hour, a good masseuse will typically NOT be able to effectively work on all of your problem areas for as long as you want. This is a common complaint among many people who get massage. This will NEVER be the case with a Muscle Hammer. You can work on every problem area every day for as long as you want.
- A typical massage requires an appointment and drive time to and from the massage. With a Muscle Hammer, you have access to instant massage 24/7 with no extra wasted time.
- Let’s say you wake up with a stiff neck or low back pain. With traditional massage you have to wait until your appointment to get any relief and many times it will take multiple sessions to get the relief you are hoping for. With a Muscle Hammer, you can immediately address any issues that arise, work on those areas until you get the relief you desire, and keep those issues from getting worse or interfering with your daily activities.
- With many massage parlors, you never know how good your therapist will be, and many times will leave feeling like it was just a waste of time and money. This will NEVER happen with a Muscle Hammer. Your Muscle Hammer will always perform the same… day in and day out for as long as you need it to. It will NEVER let you down.
Our No Risk Guarantee and Warranty
We are so confident that you will absolutely love your Muscle Hammer, that we have a great NO RISK GUARANTEE in place for our customers:
IF YOU DO NOT LIKE YOUR MUSCLE HAMMER AND SHIP IT BACK TO US WITHIN 14 DAYS OF RECEIPT, WE WILL SEND YOU A $20 AMAZON GIFT CARD TO COMPENSATE YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND RETURN SHIPPING! (Note: You always have 30 days to return it for a full refund, but only if you return it within 14 days of receipt will you qualify for the Amazon Gift Card).
In addition to our NO RISK Guarantee, your Muscle Hammer is covered by a 1 Year Warranty, so if it breaks due to defective parts within 1 year of purchase, we will either fix it or replace it for you! (See website for details on what is covered under Warranty.)
Special Offer if you act now!
As stated earlier, there is no human on Earth that can replicate the action and efficacy of a Muscle Hammer. It is truly a life-changing device, and we can say without any hesitation that it will provide you with more therapeutic relief per dollar spent than any other device or service available today. No bull.
If you’re ready to save a TON of cash and get your body feeling better than it has since you were a young kid, you need to order yours today!
And as an added incentive, if you enter your email below, we’ll send you a coupon code to SAVE $50 on your purchase and also send you information on how to use your Muscle Hammer to get the best possible results.